i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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