So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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