You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
