what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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