the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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