he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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