I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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