went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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