called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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