What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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