New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize