Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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