well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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