Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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