i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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