i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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