I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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