I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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