Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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