and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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