talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i barfeds in our rink
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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