you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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