Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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