But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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