i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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