): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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