so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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