I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
