they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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