its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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