mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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