Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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