Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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