On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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