we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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