Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
