Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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