On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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