After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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