Who wears a wallet chain?!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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