absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she looked like the before picture.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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