I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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