I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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