After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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