'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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