he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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