I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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