If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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