Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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