Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We're facebook friends in real life
youre lurking in front of me
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
There r osticjed everywhere
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
