4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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