Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just pee around me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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