carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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